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Moses Named Captain by 1 Eyed Eel

Eels halfback Mitchell Moses has been named captain for the 2025 season

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Have to win this weekend

The Parramatta Eels absolutely have to beat the St. George Illawarra Dragons this week—no excuses. With their season on the line, a win is crucial to staying in the finals race and proving they’re still a force in 2024. This game isn’t just about points; it’s about pride, momentum, and showing the fans they won’t roll over. Dropping this one would be a massive setback, but a win could reignite their season and set the tone for a strong push forward.What makes this match even bigger is that the…

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Injury report rd 5

Any news is good news right?  Mitch Moses has commenced on-field running and is progressing well. He is on track for an anticipated Round 9 return.Jack Williams has undergone minor surgery on his knee and will be out for up to 5 weeks.Luca Moretti (Achilles) comes off the injury report in Round 5 and has been named on the bench in this week's team list. Joey Lussick suffered a fractured thumb during the game against Manly, he will undergo surgery today and miss 6-8 weeksPlayerInjuryExpected…

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Cyclone Alfred

Not Eels related, but as a Gold Coast resident, I am now buckled up and locked down for three or four days of what should be one hell of a ride.  To all the members here on the Sunshine Coast, Gold Coast and Northern NSW, stay safe. Praying the inevitable damage given the forecast is minimal. Stay safe and well, everyone. No doubt many will not be on here for some time with expected power outages. Stay strong everyone impacted,  by this one in a 50 year event. Batton down the hatches,…

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46 Replies · Reply by Frank The Tank Mar 9
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OLD MEN CAN THINK QUICK WHEN THEY NEED TO

One evening, the old farmer decided to take a walk to the pond, since it had been a while since he had been there. He took a large white bucket to collect some fruit on the long walk to the remote area.As he approached the pond, he heard voices laughing and shouting with joy. As he walked further, he saw that several young women were bathing naked in his pond.He made his presence known, and they all moved to the deep end. One of the girls shouted at him, "We're not coming out until you…

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