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What are we rating the draw out of 10?

Personally I rate it a 9.5.This is the best draw we've got in a while in my opinion 🔥.What do youse think 👇

Will Foxxx play against Dogs?

He has 3 games left on his suspension and we play Canterbury round 3 will they count Indigenous all stars as a game so he could play? 

Leaked Draw - OUT NOW!

Eels attempt to remove clauses

The Eels have held talks with Mitchell Moses in order to remove get out clauses in his contract for 2027 and 2028.In order to remove the clauses, the eels will need to give him a financial incentive.

NewsCorpse GFU

*** 1Eyedeel has been banned from copy pasting NewsCorpse articles but nobody said we could not emend NewsCorpse articles ***“I Don’t Know Sh*t about Mitchell Moses so I make it up"James Hooper On Moses’ FutureJames Hooper “I don’t think Mitchell Moses will stay at Parramatta given given what a basket case the joint is at the moment.” said Hooper.In related news, it is being reported by sources speaking on condition of anonymity because they don't exist and it's just me making sh*t up, but…

News Corp banned from 1 Eyed Eel

This morning I received a legal threat from News Corp regarding the reposting of their stories on this site. Despite the fact the site has operated in its current form for over 15 years, it is now apparently an issue and I have neither the time nor the money to battle this legally.  While I disagree with their sudden assertion of copyright, particularly given the fact many of their journalists source stories from this site and spin it off as their own, I do not wish to poke the bear. What does…

A couple of signings today

The Parramatta Eels are excited to announce the signing of talented utility Joash Papalii and dynamic outside back Jordan Samrani for the next two seasons. Additionally, the club has extended backrower Matt Dooreys contract for another year, securing his services through the 2026 season.

Woman jumps off bridge to stop Jon Bon Jovi singing to her @Carlo

@Carlo just  saw a news article claiming Woman jumps off a bridge because Bon Jovi was singing to her . Last words were " please stop " and she jumped to her death .   crazy but true story ,  can't say I blame her . 

Dealing with medical conditions and recovery

So in response to a comment from Poppa where i finished off with saying that i would be out of it due to an unplanned surgery i had to remove two stones from my right kidney, though why not pass time while i am home, off work to discuss if anyone else had a disaterous time with dealing with hospitals or dealing with stones or anything like this. So last Tuesday is when i felt the symptoms of kidney pain, in the past i had stones in my left kidney, felt pain in my right and though not too much…

Matthew Johns shows his class.

Matt wrote an acorticle this morning in the Telegraph titled "A PUNCHY NSW REPLY."                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   He covered Madge's dig at Slater and then went on to surprise with his insight of the coming duel between the…