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Moses Named Captain by 1 Eyed Eel

Eels halfback Mitchell Moses has been named captain for the 2025 season

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Simmonson # 1 in the NRL pcm - your back 5 ,

 Simmonson and Lomax top the league in post contact meters.  How good will we be from the back feild once Lomax returns. Simmonson has been absolutely incredible coming back from injury, and missed the majority of the off season. Is Russell the odd man out ?Russell had a pretty good game vs Tigers  1. Iongi 2. Lomax 3. Penasini/ Russell 4. Simmonson5. JAC Who should Ryles go with? 

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16 Replies · Reply by Coryn Hughes 3 hours ago
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AI Predicts Parra Ladder Position for 2025

Whilst I had a long layover at Singapore Airport, I thought I'd try using chatgpt to see what it would predict what position the eels would finish at the end of this season. This is what it said: Predicting the Parramatta Eels' ladder finish for the 2025 NRL Premiership season is challenging due to their significant roster and coaching changes, mixed historical performance, and the competitive nature of the league. Based on available information and analysis, here’s a reasoned prediction:The…

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15 Replies · Reply by Kramerica 13 hours ago
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Sam Tuivaiti

Alot of praise can go out to several players yesterday but for me big Sam announced himself yesterday with big minutes and more importantly impactful minutes. When Sam and Luca came on they absolutely shifted the momentum id dare say it was Lucas best game in 1st grade apart from the sin bin. Obviously Moses and Iongi etc get the praise they deserve but Sam has impressed me since the start but yesterday he was a proper 1st grade player. 

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55 Replies · Reply by Poppa 18 hours ago
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Poppas Corner; JAC is proving to be a real Jewell

After last night I could "wax lyrical" about Mitch Moses.....I honestly did not think a single player could make so much difference to that side.BUT I would like to talk about JAC, he may not be as fast as he once was, but he is quicker than anything we have had for a long time.BUT No 2, every young winger in Parramatta can learn by his positional judgement. You just cannot believe the type of players we have had on the wing, have had no idea on how to read the situation. Yes JAC will still get…

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95 Replies · Reply by Uncle Wizardssleeve- Indigenous Elder-Freemason Hunter -He/Him 22 hours ago
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Magic round NRL makes me sick

The NRL  all way give Brisbane the Magic round And Give the Broncos away game at home why cant do a draw where Broncos got a home game for the last 3 years the Broncos got a away game at home because its magic round Why cant they take magic round to  Coffs harbour or to the bush like Tamworth or Dubbo  that way everyone got a away game

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16 Replies · Reply by Comedian 9 hours ago
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Jim Sarantinos on SEN: Moses an outside chance before R9

Earlier this morning, Jim Sarantinos was on SEN with Matt White. Here are the key highlights of the interview: * Mitchell Moses is an outside chance of returning before round nine, potentially for the R7 clash with the Tigers at Commbank pending medical assessment. But, the Eels would take precautionary approach of there were any risks suggesting perhaps less likelihood of an early return. * When asked about Cherry Evans, Sarantinos reiterated that Moses is our on feild leader, and we're not…

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7 Replies · Reply by Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin Apr 8
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Cyclone Alfred

Not Eels related, but as a Gold Coast resident, I am now buckled up and locked down for three or four days of what should be one hell of a ride.  To all the members here on the Sunshine Coast, Gold Coast and Northern NSW, stay safe. Praying the inevitable damage given the forecast is minimal. Stay safe and well, everyone. No doubt many will not be on here for some time with expected power outages. Stay strong everyone impacted,  by this one in a 50 year event. Batton down the hatches,…

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46 Replies · Reply by Frank The Tank Mar 9
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OLD MEN CAN THINK QUICK WHEN THEY NEED TO

One evening, the old farmer decided to take a walk to the pond, since it had been a while since he had been there. He took a large white bucket to collect some fruit on the long walk to the remote area.As he approached the pond, he heard voices laughing and shouting with joy. As he walked further, he saw that several young women were bathing naked in his pond.He made his presence known, and they all moved to the deep end. One of the girls shouted at him, "We're not coming out until you…

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12 Replies · Reply by Poppa Mar 30
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